I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received
i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
I’ve finished all of the homework that’s been assigned to me. I have no idea what I’m doing. I just keep adding music to my spotify playlists. No class until 1:30 and I’m just sitting here.
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.